Playing Online Games Like a Pro

One of the most daunting aspects of starting with online gaming is overcoming the fear of ruining the game for other players. While it's one thing to make mistakes while playing at home, it's entirely different to make mistakes that could lead to failure for others. However, there's no reason to let this fear prevent you from having fun as a gaming newbie. This article will provide you with the ins and outs of online gaming, giving you the confidence you need to succeed.

The first step for anyone new to online gaming is to learn how to play offline. You can read the game's manual and avoid seeing the infamous acronym "RTFM" scrolling across your screen. Do you know what that acronym means? It stands for "Read The Fu**ing Manual" and is used by serious gamers to criticize newbies who interrupt games with questions like "What is this place?" or "What am I supposed to do?"

You can search the web for game-related discussion groups, FAQs, and walkthroughs to learn more. You can also find game-specific Usenet newsgroups to get more information. In other words, you can do your "homework." Some of the information you need to learn includes how to play, how to create characters, how to gather equipment, and how to implement smart strategies. Trust us when we say that your gaming comrades will appreciate it!

In addition to reading how to play an online game, you can familiarize yourself with the game's interface. Just as you searched the net for a game's textual instruction, you can also search for a game's screenshot (or series of screenshots). Having a graphical representation (a .gif or .jpg image) of a game on your screen gives you a chance to memorize where all the game's controls are. Knowing where everything is on a game before you play will speed things up not only for yourself but also for everyone else. No one wants to wait for you to search for an inventory panel or a message screen in a game when the location of these items is obvious to everyone else.

Once you start playing a game, don't let the pressure of staying in the game prevent you from doing the unthinkable: dying. A character dying in a game is inevitable at certain points, and unless you willingly let go of a lose-lose situation, you'll run the risk of holding the game up for everyone else. It's like a game of chess. If it's checkmate, it's checkmate. Call it a day and start anew. Whatever you do, don't hang around waiting for some magical fairy to come to your rescue. Let your character die with dignity.

On the same token, don't take dying personally. Remember that online gaming is still just a game. A character that dies in a game is not representative of your character as a person. Turn death into a learning experience. At the very least, you'll learn your way around an online game by learning all the things that you aren't supposed to do!

Above all else, ensure that your computer can maintain the current pace of an online game. Don't try to play an online game with a slow computer or slow internet connection. In fact, if you're still using dial-up, find another hobby. A slow processor and connection will ensure instant death because other players aren't going to politely wait for their own defeat. They're going to squash you like a bug.

Hunt around for a computer that was built for online gaming and get a DSL or ISDN internet connection. You'll need a fast processor, a high-quality graphics card, and a sound machine to match.

By following these simple suggestions, you will have passed the "newbie" test and earned respect as a serious gamer much more quickly than if you stumbled your way through what others pride as "the ultimate hobby."